Your very first guitar!

So, wanna play the guitar, but unsure? Take this test to find out if you're compatible for a guitar!

Q1:
Are you going to use the guitar to pick up chicks?
If YES, then accept a handshake from me...and fuck off.
If NO, then move on to Q2!


Q2:
What style of music are you going to play?
If you say "Anything but Miley Cyrus" move on to 3.
If you say "Nothing other than Miley Cyrus", then accept a fist to the face from me.


Q3:
Are you planning to start a band?
If yes, move on to 4.
If no, move to 5.




Q4:
Let's gig together, yeah?
move the fuck on to 6




Q5:
Let's start a band!
move the fuck on to 6




Q6:
Electric or acoustic?
If Electric, good choice.
If Acoustic, another solid choice, though your primary motivation is probably to pick up chicks. 




I'm done. Go back to your triangle.