I had a massive load of tissues in my pocket, and they all fell out when I was walking to my lecture. Needless to say, about 200 people were thinking the same thing.
That I had a cold.
One of my lecturers had a fetish for walking up and down the aisles asking people questions. I was playing this Plants vs Zombies on my laptop and he came up from behind and asked if it was fun. I screamed. He thought I was scared of the zombies. FML
I have a different picture of Ellen Page as my background every week. I sit in the same spot every week in my lecture. Some guy randomly said to me that he hated Ellen Page. I told him not to look then. He said he couldn't help it, looking at a ugly face like hers. I started crying.
I like to think I won that argument.
I failed two subjects last semester.
Oh, were you waiting for a punchline?
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